Thursday 5 March 2015

Tortured female anorectic leftie redhead Jew archer

Now back to the horrible stuff! Can't be without awfulness for a very long time, can't you?
This is a perfect example of all kinds of clichés and mistakes put into one picture. The boy who has drawn this, has had no reference of bows, arrows, archers or women at hand, only a Wacom pen in his right hand and his little willie in left. That is why the result is what it is. Can't you people just stop this nonsense and start to use real reference? I'm begging you! No I'm not, I'm just mocking you, since you deserve it!


Mistakes (amount of them must be a record thus far!):

  1. The archer woman shoots left handed. In a picture with this much mistakes it's unintentional. So it's a mistake.
  2. The bow (which has some stupid and unnecessary studded metal rings around it) does not bend! You people should know by now that it is the bow which bends, while the string doesn't stretch. But of course this bow doesn't bend, because it's limbs are made of metal! And thick one at that. Yes, there were some metal bows in existence, but they were very thin in order to bend. This is not.
  3. The string doesn't go anywhere near the end of the bow. Here's a free suggestion to the maker of this picture: next time draw the whole bow, even if it's not going to fill in your final picture frame. Thus you can make sure that the string would actually attach to the bow arc, and not to the  toes of the archer. This is not even hard since when drawing with computer you can easily draw over the picture area.
  4. Four finger Mediterranean grip is wrong. It should use only three fingers. Four finger grip is an amateur mistake.
  5. The drawn string and arrow are not anywhere near the place there should be. A quick tip: it should be where the red ring points, the mouth area of the archer. Thus she would be able to even aim. And yes, it goes in the way of those sexually opened buffy lips.
  6. How do you explain that the arrow holds here? It flows on thin air! It should be on the other side of the bow, of course. This may be the most common archery mistake of all time.
  7. Why is she holding her thumb upwards? Is she liking this picture? Since I sure as Hades don't!
  8. Even more ridiculous of the fact that the arrow floats in the air makes this mistake, the overly large arrow tip, which would weight a ton and not fly properly anywhere.
  9. The arrow also lacks proper fletching (those three feathers at the back end of the arrow you know?)
  10. What is this? It reminds the leather strip some of the Jews roll around their forearm when asking their god favours. But as an archery bracer, no, it doesn't work.
  11. The form of the archer is so bad it would be very difficult to shoot in this position. This over-sexualised shape is straight from the catalogue of "How to draw fantasy females which boys can drool at" (I'm going to think it really exists, since this is so common). Maybe she is forced permanently in this curved back position, since she has the metallic unbendable and immovable torture device hammered on her? Poor thing. But fortunately she won't suffer for long, since she's dying of anorexia (and anemia, based on her colourless complexion).
  12. No quiver anywhere to be seen. An archer should be able to carry arrows somewhere, have you heard about that? And the proper place for a quiver is the waist belt, not the back of the archer.

Good:
This section is closed for the time being, since I have lost my faith in humanity because of all these mistakes. Shame on you!

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